We have an invisible pen eating monster in the house. I can't figure out where all our pens go! Last night I sat down to pay the bills, and couldn't find a pen. I know there are pens in this house. Where did they all go?
I finally found one, a freebie that the kids got at a field trip. I felt a little silly writing checks with a blue plastic airplane pen. Luckily most of the bills are paid online, and there was no one to see me with my ridiculous pen.