100 Things about me.

Ok Here you go:

1. I have four children
2. I have one wife
3. I have only lived in two states (OH,WV)
4. I have three cars
5. I haven't had a car payment since 2001
6. My first car was a 1984 Toyota Camry with 264,000 miles on it I paid $1500 cash.
7. My first job was (with a real paycheck) McDonald's. I worked there for a year until I moved to college.
8. I didn't know how to change the oil in my car until I was 23 years old.
9. I have been married to my one wife for 13 years
10. I graduated college in 1998
    
11. I didn't use my college degree until 2006
12. I drive a company car
13. You can't see any of my gray hair (that's if I have any)
14. My favorite band is Switchfoot
15. I wear a size 12 shoe
16. I use a palm treo7550p
17. I still bite my fingernails
18. I never have made birthday invitations
19. I like Coke Zero
20. I think Sam Hornish Jr, is my new favorite NASCAR driver.
21. I am two guns away from having my own militia.
22. I eat foods right out of the woods
23. I use an old fashioned lawn mower for my postage stamp of a yard.
24. I do not require corrective lenses
25. I have no cavities.
26. I have broken three bones up until now.
27. Right arm when I was in 1st grade, one finger I can't remember when, and pulled my left radius completely off my wrist snowboarding in 2002.
28. I can't grow a full beard to save my life
29. I never tasted a strawberry until I was 18.
30. I once went on a date (with my future wife) to a nice classy seafood restaurant and ordered a cheeseburger.
31. I have never smoked pot.
32. I have a free subscription to Climbing Magazine.
33. I have kayaked in Alaska.
34. I have worked as industrial roofer.
35. I have touched goat testicles.
36. I wore a size 34/34 pant in High school and now I wear 38/34.
37. I don't think the government should be up in my business.
38. I have a titanium plate in my wrist as a result of number 27.
39. I am fascinated by 20th century music.
40. My favorite singer is Luciano Pavarotti.
41. I think I am the only one who hasn't seen Charlie the unicorn.
42. I think Earth day is a load of crap.
43. I think the same for sweetest day.
44. I also think that peanut butter no bake cookies are from the devil himself.
45. I like shopping at Sam's club.
46. I can remember the first time I used a cellular phone.
47. I taught myself how to play the guitar.
48. I can drink warm pop.
49. My favorite instrument company is Yamaha.
50. I have operated a bull dozer.
51. My favorite sandwich is a pastrami on rye.
52. I never liked cole slaw until I moved to WV. ( and the fact my wife forced it down my throat)
53. I can talk about any sport at any time, but I rarely watch any game on TV at all.
54. My all time favorite sport is baseball, hands down.
55. I consider Weird Al Yankovic a genius.
56. Blazing Saddles is my favorite Mel Brooks movie.
57. The Lord of the Rings is my favorite movie trilogy
    
58. I still own the same TV since 1995. I paid $90 for it.
59. One of my wife's friends from high school used to babysit me.
60. The first computer I touched was a commodore 64, green screen and all in the 7th grade.
61. I started out playing the saxophone. My mom made me wait until the 6th grade.
62. If I had to do it over, I would have played the trombone.
    
63. I was in the boy scouts, not 4-H.
64. I was once bitten by a chipmunk.
65. We used to roller skate in my basement as a kid.
66. I can't do math in my head at all. I have to stop and think through how to calculate a tip.
67. I never dug with a shovel until about three years ago.
68. I have traveled as far north as Juneau, Alaska.
69. I have traveled as south as Nassau, Bahamas.
70. I have my mom's dry hands.
71. Kellen has my dry hands
72. I have never traveled over seas.
73. I am the one who started blogging first in our family, then it has spiraled out of control from there.
74. I played organized football for one year. 8th grade.
75. My hot stove baseball coach would always yell at me while in the out field, saying "Sleep at night!!!"
76. I like peas, now. again see number 52.
77. I don't like it when fast food restaurants fill your glass full of ice, then give you a drop of pop.
78. I don't listen to Rush Limbaugh.
79. I like Bill O' Reilly.
80. I grew up with two younger brothers.
81. The best employer I have ever worked for is UPS.
82. I have hiked on the Appalachian trail (not the whole thing, mind you. That takes 6-8 months)
83. I own a tuxedo.
84. I rarely wear a tie anymore.
85. I wear a belt more than I want to now.
86. I have worked one year on my masters degree.
87. I have been out of high school for 14 years.
88. I flipped over a 7 ton dump truck full of tear roof off
89. I sang with The Cleveland Opera on tour one summer.
90. I don't think nursing homes are depressing.
91. I know what HTML stands for.
92. I ran hurdles in high school.
93. I learned how to ride a bike without a helmet.
94. I have never met any famous people. that I can remember.
95. I don't watch any Cleveland sports because I need to keep my blood pressure down.
96. After singing enough opera, I can talk with a lisp that puts Jack from Will & Grace to shame.
97. I do not have any tattoos.
98. I do not have to trim my ear hair, yet.
99. I am addicted to StumbleUpon.
100. I have kissed my cousin on the lips. More than once. Ask her about it.